The Best (Nay, Only) F***ing Way to Spend Valentine's Day
There are three ways to spend the worst holiday of the year:
- Do something memorable and insanely expensive with someone special.
- Do something memorably depressing at home, alone.
- Sprint to the Nova and let the duo in that video up there take care of everything. Ahem.
Make a note in your heart of hearts - TastiSkank is returning to Ars Nova to wish you a Happy F***ing Valentine's Day like only they can. Armed with horrendous breakup tales, scandalous songs, and some free drinks to unload, they'll have their sights set on one thing and one thing only - becoming your Valentine, whether you like it or not (we think you'll probably like it).If that somehow doesn't convince you, what about adding some food to the fantasy? We've partnered with our good friends at Il Melograno down the street to offer the TastiSpread with TastiSkank Valentine's Day Special -- just book your dinner reservation (we hear Alberto has an amazing menu in store), bring along your OvationTix receipt, and flash it that night to get a free dessert per ticket!
In short, come indulge with us. Buy your tickets here, contact Il Melograno here!
