January

01.09.2006
You Can Clap Now

An evening of minimum wages, mandatory minimums, and preemptive strikes. As featured at HBO’s U.S. Comedy Arts Festival and the New York City Hip Hop Theater Festival.

By Ben Snyder
Co-written by Ari Issler
Directed by Thomas Kail

Tickets are free but reservations a must! Call 212-977-1700!

01.12.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!

01.18.2006
25 Questions for a Jewish Mother

Emmy-winning actress/comedienne Judy Gold and award winning playwright Kate Moira Ryan embarked on a five year journey across the United States, interviewing over 50 Jewish women of different ages, ethnicities, and occupations. The end result is a moving and humorous portrait of what makes a Jewish mother, a Jewish mother.

Written by Kate Moira Ryan with Judy Gold
Directed by Karen Kohlhaas.

01.19.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Automatic Vaudeville

Hosted by downtown ringleaders Bridget Everett (At Least It’s Pink) and Kenny Melman (Kiki and Herb), Automatic Vaudeville provides a solid lineup of oddities, music acts, comedy and all out fun as the audience decides who gets the hook and who gets the dinette set.

01.22.2006
British Invasion: The UK Stars of "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

After Monty Python, but before Drew Carey, there was a comedy revolution. Stephen Frost revitalized improv and inspired a whole new generation of British comedians. The British cast of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” has paved the way for comedians such as Sacha Baron Cohen (“Ali G”) and Ricky Gervais (“The Office”). “Whose Line?” received the ultimate validation when it was turned into an American T.V. show by Drew Carey. See British comedy masters Steven Frost, Jim Sweeney, Steve Steen, Andy Smart and Richard Vranch in NYC in this encore presentation for one night only!

01.31.2006
The Big Quiz Thing

The Big Quiz Thing, New York City’s biggest and best live trivia night (and The Village Voice’s pick for “Best Place to Show Off Your Inner Nerd”), comes to midtown for a one-night-only special event at Ars Nova. Quizmastered by Noah Tarnow, the BQT allows geniuses and cool kids alike to test their wisdom and wit, with the chance to earn copious glory and prizes (including $250 in cash). Come with a team or arrive alone and make (hopefully smart) new friends while maestro DJ GB spins classic punk and indie rock between rounds for your socializing pleasure. This is your chance to see the trivia event that MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann says “might save us from the hell that is karaoke.”

02.01.2006
Los Hermanos Fantasticos

From the minds of FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME’s Anthony Veneziale and UCB and P.I.T. regular Brian Fountain comes LOS HERMANOS FANTASTICOS. This two-man sketch comedy team will dare to tackle controversial subjects like gay ninjas, motivational speakers, racisim, Dance Dance Revolution and more at Ars Nova for one night only!

02.02.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!

02.06.2006
Broadway Spotlight: Mandel Feliciano

MANO A MANO: An Evening of Music and Musings

Currently appearing as Tobias in the hit revival of SWEENEY TODD, Manoel Felciano presents MANO A MANO: AN EVENING OF MUSIC AND MUSINGS, with special guests Michael Cerveris, Merle Dandridge, Melissa Errico, Eden Espinoza, Asa Somers and more to be announced! Manoel will reveal things from his own imagination when he escapes Fleet Street to visit Ars Nova for one night only.

Other credits include: BROOKLYN, JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, CABARET, SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, WHISTLE DOWN THE WIND, SHOCKHEADED PETER and MUCH ADO& (NYSF/Public Theater).

02.08.2006
Comedy Central's The Clip Joing

Filmed live by Comedy Central, THE CLIP JOINT presents some of the city’s finest comedians as part of an original series set to air digitally! Come see live performances by an outstanding line up of comics you have seen on such shows as Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend.”

02.09.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Automatic Vaudeville

Hosted by downtown ringleaders Bridget Everett (At Least It’s Pink) and Kenny Melman (Kiki and Herb), Automatic Vaudeville provides a solid lineup of oddities, music acts, comedy and all out fun as the audience decides who gets the hook and who gets the dinette set.

Featuring
THE SIN DESTROYERS
CORN MO
DIRTY MARTINI

And of course…
VARSITY INTERPRETIVE DANCE SQUAD (V.I.D.S.)
NEAL MEDLYN

02.09.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!

02.13.2006
Broadway Spotlight: Mandel Feliciano

MANO A MANO: An Evening of Music and Musings

Currently appearing as Tobias in the hit revival of SWEENEY TODD, Manoel Felciano presents MANO A MANO: AN EVENING OF MUSIC AND MUSINGS, with special guests Michael Cerveris, Merle Dandridge, Melissa Errico, Eden Espinoza, Asa Somers and more to be announced! Manoel will reveal things from his own imagination when he escapes Fleet Street to visit Ars Nova for one night only.

Other credits include: BROOKLYN, JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, CABARET, SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, WHISTLE DOWN THE WIND, SHOCKHEADED PETER and MUCH ADO& (NYSF/Public Theater).

02.14.2006
Cupid Kills

A night of love songs that hurt so good, performed by songsters who know the truth about relationships or aren’t afraid to pretend they do. Led by acclaimed crooner Daniel Zaitchik , known for causing men, women and children to swoon with the simple clearing of his throat leads the evening, the night will feature a round of speed dating without that pesky dating part, the reverse dating game (where our host turned relationship counselor does his best to end it for the two of you), and a finale of seven minutes in heaven that promises to get the whole place hot and sticky. If you come single, you’ll probably leave that way. If you come attached, we’re so happy for you.

All songs performed and written by gentlemen that will calmly remind us why attractive people are often on stage: Jay Brannan, of the upcoming John Cameron Mitchell project; Robin Lord Taylor of CREATION NATION fame; downtown celebutante and hottie, Corey Tut; and Daniel Zaitchik, author and composer of ULA.

Hosted by Dickie DiBella of the Varsity Interpretive Dance Squad (VIDS) who is neither a dancer nor a host.

$5 Discount at the door if you kiss your date on the lips (no tongue necessary) or bring and destroy a photo of you and an ex!

02.16.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!

02.16.2006
Thursdays at Ten: The Best's OEDIrx

The Anonymous Ensemble presents the premiere of OEDIrx, the newest installment in their ongoing rock epic called “The Best.” Described as an Orwellian American Idol, “The Best” serves up catchy rock music, digitally manipulated live video, Greek narratives and a cast of endearing egomaniacs. The epic takes place in a strangely familiar totalitarian democracy called “The Homeland” and centers around a Sci-Fi-Myspace-like online community called “The Best.”

Please note: The lobby and box office will open half an hour before show time.

02.20.2006
Ann E Wrecksick & the Odyssey of the Bulimic Orphans

ANN E. WRECKSICK & THE ODYSSEY OF THE BULIMIC ORPHANS tells the tale of several husky, un-adoptable orphans and their redheaded ringleader. Facing the irrefutable pressure to stay thin, these orphans begin their quest for love, acceptance, and the perfect diet. After all, no one wants to adopt a fat kid! Join Ann E. and her friends on this delightful, heartfelt, song and dance journey through a world of debilitating eating disorders, acute cocaine addiction, overt lesbian pedophilia, and taxidermy too!

ANN E. WRECKSICK & THE ODYSSEY OF THE BULIMIC ORPHANS proves that it’s not just what you put in, but ultimately what comes out that matters.

Book- Scott Allgauer & Damon Intrabartolo
Music & Lyrics- Damon Intrabartolo

Costume Designer - Marco Morante
Lighting & Projection Designer - Richard DiBella
Sound Designer - Jorge Muelle
Assistant Director - Damon Arrington
Music Director - Darren Cohen
Choreographer - Kelly Devine

Director - Kristin Hanggi

02.21.2006
I Look Like an Egg but I Identify as a Cookie

Comedian Heather Gold mixes sexuality, the Left, and other tasty 1980s tunes as she bakes for her audience in I LOOK LIKE AN EGG BUT I IDENTIFY AS A COOKIE. In this hilarious and touching hit show, Gold addresses life’s hardest questions with baking’s simple truths, and in the end, everyone gets cookies.

02.21.2006
I Look Like an Egg but I Identify as a Cookie

Comedian Heather Gold mixes sexuality, the Left, and other tasty 1980s tunes as she bakes for her audience in I LOOK LIKE AN EGG BUT I IDENTIFY AS A COOKIE. In this hilarious and touching hit show, Gold addresses life’s hardest questions with baking’s simple truths, and in the end, everyone gets cookies.

02.22.2006
Out Loud: For the Love of Pete

Six actors present a modern adaptation of short vaudevillian plays which Cervantes wrote in 1615. In doing so, this baker’s handful must overcome internal jealousies, marital discord, audience participation and incomprehensible Australian euphemisms. “For The Love Of Pete” benefits from remarkably fortuitous timing, given that the plays upon which it is based are celebrating their 400th birthday this year. Minus nine years.

Written and Directed by Jonathan Bernstein

Tickets are free but reservations a must! Call 212-977-1700!

02.23.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!

02.25.2006
Creation Nation

OFFICIAL SELECTION OF HBO’S US COMEDY ARTS FESTIVAL

From Ars Nova’s THURSDAYS AT TEN Series

Billy Willing and Robin Lord bring you the latest installment of their wildly addictive, pop culture soaked, variety-talk show. This twisted, late night phenomenon is your one stop shop for headline news, informative theater and film reviews, live celebrity interviews, and lavish production numbers. The bar opens half an hour before the show!

02.28.2006
Uncharted: Nicole Alifante featuring Rob Reich

SONGS FOR SALE

Nicole Alifante, Paul Ruderman, and Rob Reich come to Ars Nova for one night only as a part of Ars Nova’s Uncharted singer/songwriter series with their new show SONGS FOR SALE. By discovering their own blend of unique pop/folk music, they express an originality and incredible musicianship all their own. Don’t miss your introduction to this powerful song writing team!

03.02.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!

03.09.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!

03.16.2006
Thursdays at Ten: Freestyle Love Supreme

Six versatile performers provide non-stop action throughout this whirlwind of music, comedy and freestyle rap. FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME uses audience suggestions to spontaneously combust into musical creations inspired by jazz, improvisational comedy and hip-hop. Since the audience is different every time, the show is never the same: you have to see it more than once to believe it!